Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir
"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.
u know someone doesnt wipe after they pee when they say ‘frickle frackle’ or words to that effect
she’s looking on the mirror and she damn well knows that white girl is behind her
Luka, 8 weeks. <3